Auntie Guest

I'm reading the book "Wicked" - the one about the Wicked Witch of the West. In the book, Elphaba (the Wicked Witch) spends some time as a guest in someone's home. At the time, she doesn't want anyone to know her name, so her hosts decides that they will call her "Auntie Guest".

Now, I don't have many similarities to Elphaba, but I am staying as a guest at a friend's home. I thought it would be funny if they started calling me Auntie Guest. So, they have. At least when they're talking to their kittens about me. It's fun. I like being Auntie Guest. I've taken to calling them Auntie Hostess and Uncle Host.